Short Joke: Don’t be stupid
ME: “I only sat down for a minute when the next thing I knew the rug I was sitting on let out a disconcerting scream and an undercover officer sprang upwards and arrested me for assaulting him.”
LAWYER: “So, you admit attempted murder?”
GAVEL HAMMER: “I nearly bloody died!”
ME: “Who said that?”
LAWYER: “Sounded like my client.”
JUDGE: “This is so stupid. Case dismissed.”
Daily Florence is a writer and cartoonist from the British Isles.