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March 13, 2019 ·

stupid jokes by Daily Florence
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Short Joke: Don’t be stupid


ME: “I only sat down for a minute when the next thing I knew the rug I was sitting on let out a disconcerting scream and an undercover officer sprang upwards and arrested me for assaulting him.”

LAWYER: “So, you admit attempted murder?”

GAVEL HAMMER: “I nearly bloody died!”

ME: “Who said that?”

LAWYER: “Sounded like my client.”

JUDGE: “This is so stupid. Case dismissed.”


 


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