Tom Cruise Should Come With A Warning

August 4, 2018 ·

Tom Cruise Should Come With a Warning
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Short Joke | The Last Time Ever

Tom Cruise Should Come With A Warning

[On Roof of Tall Building]
Tom Cruise: ‘Daily, when I shout action, you and me are gonna jump off this building, free-fall five stories, land on two parked cars, and while I’m fighting off twenty Russian mafia you need to disarm the bomb. Got it?’
Me: *Grips fists* ‘Got it’
Tom Cruise: ‘WE ARE SO GONNA NAIL THIS’
Me: ‘YEEHARR!’
Tom Cruise: ‘ACTION!’
Me: *Pushes Tom over edge and stomps back into the building* ‘That is the absolute last time I invite Tom Ruddy Cruise around for Sunday brunch’


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