Short Joke | Oh the stress!
Me: *Crosses fingers and squeezes eyes tightly shut* “It’s okay, just breathe, everything is totally fine. No, you won’t die, they haven’t died, nobody’s died—”
Voice over intercom: “Hello, can I take your order?”
Me: “Oh thank God —you are there. I’ll take two Big Mac’s and a diet coke, thanks.”
Daily Florence is a writer and cartoonist from the British Isles.