That Moment When…

February 22, 2019 ·

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Short Joke | Oh the stress!

Daily Florence Divider

Me: *Crosses fingers and squeezes eyes tightly shut* “It’s okay, just breathe, everything is totally fine. No, you won’t die, they haven’t died, nobody’s died—”

Voice over intercom: “Hello, can I take your order?”

Me: “Oh thank God —you are there. I’ll take two Big Mac’s and a diet coke, thanks.”


 


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