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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Terrible Investment Decision
I’ve been trying to get Leonardo DiCaprio to invest in my eco-friendly carjacking business —where we steal cars from shit drivers and only return them when they’ve got their act together— but he refused.
At first I thought it’s because we call ourselves the “International Women Against Really Shit Male Drivers Association” and he was feeling a bit guilty, but -now I think about it- I’m pretty sure it’s because we the grease the inside our nuclear rocket launchers with a splash of palm oil.
That dude better drive really fucken carefully from now on.
Daily Florence is a clown extraordinaire who works at Dr Norbert’s Magical Flying Circus.