Short Jokes | To help you get through the day.
Joke of the Day For Work x 3
Nobody properly prepares the youth of today for the workplace, which is why I have taken it upon myself to dish-out some solid workplace advice based on my own harsh experiences. Because, let’s face it, getting in the door is one thing, but turning up for your first day all starry-eyed only to discover your boss is a bigger tool than you are is a huge disappointment. Therefore, please find three pieces of advice that I hope will change your life.
Joke of the Day For Work #1
Never let money go to your head…
Me: *Pulls up at my office in a gold, horse-drawn carriage with six stallions*
My Boss: *Shouting out window* ‘No, Daily. I said you’d get a pay rise but that’s only cos the minimum wage went up.’
Me: ‘Jeeves, be a dear and cancel the helicopter home, will you?’
Joke of the Day For Work #2
Always learn new skills
[NEW SIGN HANGING IN CAFETERIA]
“The only skill that will be important in the 21st century is the skill of learning new skills” -Peter Drucker
Captain Obvious: You’ll get fat if you eat too much chocolate
Me: *Smashes giant Toblerone over his head*
My Boss: *Runs in room and screams at sight of Captain Obvious who is passed out on floor, surrounded by broken bits of Toblerone* ‘What the hell have you done?’
Me: *Gasps and points at hanging sign* ‘Dude is a genius!’
Joke of the Day For Work #3
Always Get Revenge
My Boss at Nandos said ‘Daily, your sales figures are rubbish. You’re just not getting a promotion this time. So I said ‘I re-sign!’. So my Boss said ‘Okay, bye’. So I replaced my human billboard sign with a better one which read “PERI-PERI CHICKEN CAUSES DEATH” and gave him the finger.
Daily Florence is a writer and cartoonist from the British Isles.