The Banking Interview

January 21, 2019 ·

banking call centre Interview Questions
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Short Joke: Oh, the pressure!

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Banking Call Centre Interview Questions


Interviewer: “We would like to test your phone skills. When the phone on the desk rings, please answer it.”

Me: “Okay.”

[Phone rings]

Me: *Answers phone* “Hello, you’re through to the banking call centre. Please hold the phone for a moment for the next available agent.” *Places phone down*

Interviewer: *Staring at me*

Me: *Lights cigarette, reads newspaper, stretches legs*

[5 minutes later]

Me: *Picks up phone* “I’m sorry, all of our agents are busy right now… you’ve got no sodding chance.” *Slams phone down*

Interviewer: *Looks totally gob-smacked*

Me: “And?”

Interviewer: “That was absolutely beautiful.” *Wipes away tears*


 


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